Finish the Sentence Linkup

1. People always tell me....

I have gorgeous eyes and I look E.X.A.C.T.L.Y like my mama.

2. In the movie based on my life...

I would want Tiffani Amber Theissan to play me. We have simliar hair and eye color and she's not a bean pole.

3. Typically, I end up regretting....

spending an absurd amount of money on something that I didn't fall in love with.

4. I always ask to leave off the....

cheese off burgers, mushrooms off pizza and whip cream and cherries off milkshakes.

5. Kim and Kanye really...

need to drive off a cliff. I'm completely sick of hearing about them. Them and Taylor Swift, Justin Beiber, and Nicki Minaj should be in a real life version of The Hunger Games.

6. My Parents always reminded me...

I ran around the trailer park with no clothes on when I was little and that all the neighbor kids were jealous because I was the only one with a Cozy Coupe.

That they believed in me and that they loved me more than life, even though they couldn't stay married.

7. Every single day I.....

make sure that I don't take anything for granted.

8. This one time in College...

My mama took my entire accounting course online, test, and final included. I hated Excel.

9. My grossest habit is...

not washing my hands in public places.

10. My latest white lie was...

was that I was okay when I fell down a flight of stairs at work. It hurt my feelings and I wanted the attention off of me.

11. I know all the words to...

all the episodes of Golden Girls (don't judge me. I use to watch it with my grandma and it's comforting and familar) and again, don't judge me, all 8 Harry Potter movies, and every Brantley Gilbert song.

12. When I grow up...

who says I will? Ain't nobody got time to have a stick up their ass. I try to have as much fun as possible.

13. Sexy time is...

not even kidding, every night :)

14. I will never, ever...

Be a Florida Gator fan or be cruel to an animal.

15. I think it's hilarious...

We have a running competition at my house (kids included)- Who can come up with the best "That's What She Said" joke. It's pretty damn funny how excited one of us gets when we come up with an AWESOME one.

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